"Miami International Gold Awards" welcomes "Cochon on Mars, Operation Ice Cream" by Rodrig Andrisan (UK)!!!
Synopsis: Have you ever wondered what it takes to save Earth from the evils of climate change? It involves a pig, a human pig, Mars, the Sun and a LOT of vanilla ice cream. And Cochon, the very, very secret agent, is the only hope for humanity. He's so secret, that even his own reflection isn't quite sure who he is. Cochon was on the point of returning to his natural consciousness, beyond the senses, decreasing the fever of all illusion, having the touch of the superior energy, the vital force of the Universe, beyond birth and death. Right then, Cochon's boss, the one and only Lady Marghioala Babana, who's so mysterious that she makes agent 007 look like a piece of something else, calls Cochon telling him that Earth is heating up faster than a microwave burrito and that the whole mankind needs his help until it's too late. Cochon will have to go to Mars, get as much vanilla ice cream he can get, convert it near the Sun into solar ice cream and then come back quick on Earth and eat it. Lady Marghioala Babana's plan is flawless. Mars has this special kind of vanilla thatβs colder than Cochonβs last relationship. And when itβs brought back to Earth, it can reverse climate change. With his mission accomplished, Cochon returns to Earth. He lands exactly on a sofa in no man's land, and without missing a beat, he starts eating out scoops of the magical ice cream. Almost instantly, the temperature begins to drop. Polar bears high-five each other, penguins breakdance, and even the glaciers start to reform. And that folks, is how a very, very secret agent, our hero, saved Earth again with vanilla ice cream. So next time you eat a scoop, remember, you're helping save the planet. Who knows what Cochon will save next? Maybe the moon with chocolate sauce?
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